This was me, last Wednesday…well, almost. The student needs to be a 40-something woman running up 44 stairs (yes, I count them, got a problem with that?) with a book bag after wolfing down a Wendy’s chicken sandwich in the car. Talk about a heart attack waiting to happen. Good God, what’s happening here? If I sit in class one more time and think…’why aren’t we doing this online?’ I am going to scream. Or, die of a heart attack.